#1) Choosing a condom
Cocks come in all different shapes and sizes. So, thankfully, do condoms.
With a little experimentation (and what a fun experiment!) you can find
one that's just right for you. First of all, lambskins are a big "no-no".
They are not effective barriers against HIV
Lambskin condoms, like human skin, are porous, which means they have
microscopic holes that viruses
and bacteria can get easily get through. That is why you should
choose condoms that are made out of latex or polyurethane.
are made out of latex, and should be stored at room temperature (about
68 degrees Fahrenheit) in a dry, dark place. Condom packages have an
expiration date printed on them. If your condom has expired, don't chance
it unless it’s the only one you’ve got! Oil-based lubes
cause latex to deteriorate and increase the chance of breakage. Only
water and silicone-based lubes should be used with latex condoms.
condoms are especially good for those who have an allergy to latex.
Polyurethane is thin, soft, odorless and stronger than latex. It also
conducts heat, which can make fucking even sexier. It does not cause
allergies, and won't deteriorate in heat and humidity. And, unlike latex,
you can use oil-based lubes, in addition to water and silicone, with
and condoms go together like Bert & Ernie. Lube helps to prevent
your condoms from breaking. Condoms are almost always effective when
used correctly, and using lube is correct. Only silicone and water-based
lubes should be used with latex condoms.
condoms come in many shapes and sizes, so the old excuse that they don't
fit doesn't fly any more. There are large and extra large for you beer
cans out there, and there are also smaller condoms. Come on guys, it
takes a big man to admit he's small. Besides, you can fit a standard-size
condom around your fist. If you're bigger than that, call me! There
is also the Reality condom, which can be used anally.
think it’s safer to "double bag" it, or wrap your dick
in two condoms at the same time, but that's actually not the case. The
friction between the two condoms can cause them to break. Also, if you're
into threesomes, fourgies, crowds and moregies, be sure to use a new
condom for each different partner. And never reuse a condom. Once you've
cum, once you're done, wrap it up and throw it out! Remember: fuck smart,
#2) Keep it UP while rolling the condom DOWN
your partner put the condom on you as part of foreplay.
with different condoms until you find the right size and shape for
- Try using
a condom when you masturbate to get used to the feel of it.
your partner put the condom you using his mouth.
#3) Cum prepared
There’s nothing worse than getting all worked up and then losing
your hard-on searching for a condom to put on. Plan ahead! Have condoms
readily available when and where you have sex. A selection net to the
bed tells your partners that you play safe. RIGHT BEFORE you get started
it may be a good idea to open a few condom packets so you don’t’
have to worry about opening them with lubey, slippery hands.
#4) Avoid breakage!
It’s a fact: most condom failure is due to user error. Condoms
that are kept in your wallet or left in the sun are at a greater risk
for breaking! Using a lube that is not water-based (such as Vaseline,
hand creams, Crisco, or massage oil) can also cause a condom to break.
extra WATER-BASED LUBRICANT to the condom (even if it is pre-lubed).
And putting a little lube INSIDE the condom will provide extra strength
and elasticity and reduce the chance of breakage. Store your condoms
in a cool dry place and be sure to put them on so they unroll properly.
How to prevent
your condom from breaking:
your condoms in the cars is not the best idea because the cold conditions
can break down the condom’s effectiveness, same for intense
fucking, make sure to check the condom regularly to make sure it has
not broken. Also, pay attention when you are with those rock-star
bottoms who are so tight that you pull out of the condom and push
it into your partner on the next stroke – rare, but possible.
sure to LUBE IT UP before and while fucking to make sure that you
have a slick play space. This also helps to prevent condom breakage.
can eat holes in a rubber in 60 seconds. These holes are too tiny
to see, but they are big enough for the AIDS virus and other germs
to get through. There is oil in lipstick, Chapstick, hand and face
creams, Crisco, butter, Vaseline, vitamin E ointments for rashes and
sores (like for yeast, herpes or hemorrhoids). Lotions that say water-soluble
are not water-based! They could still contain oil that eats latex.
#5) REALITY CONDOMS… They're for guys, too!
One of the excuses guys use for not
using condoms is that it cuts off sensation to their dick during
sex. On one hand, this reduced sensation can prolong sex, and allow
you to give your bottom a good, long pounding. But for guys who like
to bitch, bitch, bitch about condoms, there is an alternative: the Reality
Now, I know
the whole "female" thing can be a bit off-putting, but it's
for guys, too! Studies have shown that the Reality condom can be just
as effective when used in the ass as in the vag. It's just that the
company can't market it as an "anal" condom since some states
in this country are living in the Dark Ages and still have anti-sodomy
condom is simple to use. There is an inner ring and an outer ring, both
flexible. First, lube up your asshole and the condom (inside and out).
Then, simply insert the inner ring into your ass. Once the ring is pushed
past your sphincter, it will open and release, filling your ass with
condomy goodness. The outer ring stays outside of your butt. This frees
up the top's big, hard cock without cutting off any of the bottom's
hot, anal sensation.
top has shot his load inside your condom-filled ass, simply twist off
the end outside of your butt and slide the condom out of your asshole.
It's hot, safe, and easy to do.
condoms are made from polyurethane rather than latex. It comes pre-lubed
with a silicone-based lube that will not dry out. You are encouraged
to use more lube both outside and inside of the condom for easier insertion
and hotter sex.
condom does not contain Nonoxynol-9. Also, you should not use a standard
male condom with a Reality condom. While you might think this is extra
safe, friction between the two condoms can actually cause them to break.
Remember: fuck smart, fuck safe!
One of the biggest complaints about condoms, which I'm sure we're all
familiar with, its that they can kill spontaneity and ruin the mood
in the heat of the moment. Fair enough. So, how can we make putting
a on a condom fun and sexy? Simple! By using a technique that prostitutes
have been using for years. It's called "Cheeking". All you
have to do is put the condom in your mouth
(be sure not to bite or you risk tearing it) and then put it on the
head of the dick. Then, using your lips, unroll the condom all the way
down the length of the shaft and keep on sucking it till it's good and
wet. For your sake you might want to use a flavored condom or lube.
Yummy! By the time you're polishing his knob, most guys won't care or
complain that they've got a rubber on. Hookers will frequently do this
with their Johns as a matter of safety, slipping the rubber on and going
to town before he has a chance to protest. If he doesn't know it's coming
it can be fun and spontaneous, and since condoms are usually a prelude
to a fuck, this can be a sexy way of letting him know that you're ready
for a good, safe ass-pounding.
#7) Erectile dysfunction and condoms
One of the biggest complaints that guys have about using condoms is
that they lose their erection. This isn't so much of a problem anymore
since condoms come in a wide variety of sizes, shapes and thicknesses,
so even if you have a really thick cock there is probably a condom out
there big enough for you to fit in comfortably. But what if you have
trouble keeping it up due to natural erectile dysfunction? Wearing a
condom only adds to the problem because it can cut off circulation in
your dick and decrease the sensation you feel during fucking. If erectile
dysfunction is a problem for you, consult your doctor about using an
ED drug such as Viagra or Cialis. These drugs, when used correctly,
can help you keep it up and keep the condom on. Since ED drugs are prescription
only, make sure not to use them unless you have consulted a doctor.
Since these drugs expand your blood vessels they can cause problems
for guys with heart problems. ED drugs should not be used with recreational
drugs such as ecstasy, poppers or crystal meth, as they can increase
dangerous side effects. In the movies the guy who dies during sex always
goes out with a smile on his face. But in reality, it's no laughing
matter. So if you're having trouble keeping it up when you got the rubber
on, talk to your doc about whether or not ED drugs may be right for
#8) Do condoms have to "kill the mood"?
HIV isn't over, and the best way to prevent getting it or passing it
on (aside from abstinence) is to use latex or polyurethane condoms with
water or silicone-based lube every time you have anal sex with partners
of a different or unknown HIV status. But sometimes condoms can kill
the mood. Just when things are getting hot and heavy you have to stop,
fumble around for the condom package, get it open without tearing the
condom, etc. This break in the action can be very unsexy and ruin some
of the spontaneity of sex. So, the trick is, how do you incorporate
using condoms into sex? Real life isn't like porn, where condoms just
magically appear on a guy's cock right before he sticks it in, and then
magically disappear right before he shoots his load.
One of the
ways to avoid this potential mood kill is to put the condom on before
you get to the point of fucking. Put it on earlier in the action. Have
your partner put it on for you, maybe even using his mouth (see "cheeking"
above). Give it time to warm to your body temperature while you lube
it up and stroke your cock. This way there isn't a break in the action,
and condoms become a natural part of your sex routine.
also try using the Reality condom for anal sex. Also known as the "female
condom" they are shown to be just as effective for anal sex as
vaginal sex. Have your partner loosen up your ass with his fingers,
mouth, etc., and then slip the Reality condom in with his fingers and
finger-fuck you until you're ready for his cock. Then, the condom is
inside and you're ready to get plowed.
trick is to keep practicing different ideas and techniques until you
find what works for you. Condoms come in all shapes and sizes and flavors.
Keep exploring and experimenting until you find the one that is the
right fit. Remember: fuck smart, fuck safe!